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Rope Dancing Advanced Rescue Techniques
Rope Dancing Advanced Rescue Techniques
Warning: Do not attempt to apply these techniques without proper training and equipment. You will probably end up with a face full of rope burns and a bruised ego.
Technique 1: The Art of the Perfect Swing
- Start by swinging your arms like a madman.
- Next, add a dash of flair with your legs.
- Finish with a flourish, but not too much, or you'll end up with a face full of rope.
Technique 2: The Rope-a-Tron 3000
- Attach the Rope-a-Tron 3000 to your waist.
- Press the button, and the rope will automatically swing your arms for you.
- Beware of jammed gears, or you'll end up with rope burn.
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