Blade Assembly
Warning: Do not attempt to assemble the rotor blade without proper training and equipment. It's like trying to assemble a Swiss watch blindfolded while reciting the entirety of "The Iliad".
First, locate the blade's mounting screws. They're usually hidden behind a plate of nachos and a cryptic warning sign that says "Don't touch, you'll break it".
Next, use a screwdriver that's been blessed by a team of highly trained engineers. If you can't find one, you can try using a hammer, but be warned: it's like trying to assemble a Swiss watch with a sledgehammer.
Once you've assembled the blade, make sure to test it thoroughly. If it doesn't work, call in the professionals. Or, you know, just Google it.
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