Technique 1: Duct Taping Everything
When all else fails, duct tape is the answer. Literally. Duct tape your broken limbs, your broken appliances, your broken relationships. It's like a miracle solution.
Subtechnique 1: Duct Taping Your Way out of a Tight Spot
Stuck in a tight spot? Just grab some duct tape and wrap yourself up like a burrito. It's like a human-sized tape job.
Back to TechniquesTechnique 2: Using Rocks as Weights
Why not? Rocks are just like weights, but heavier. And they're free! Just go ahead and use some rocks to weigh down that broken leg, and you'll be good as new...ish.