Welding 101: Because You Want to Stick It to the Man

Step 1: Hold the welding torch in your non-dominant hand. This will be the hand that holds the stick.

Step 2: Move the torch back and forth in smooth, flowing motions, while simultaneously making small talk with your coworkers.

Step 3: Apply a thin layer of welding goo to the joint, making sure not to inhale the fumes, which are actually sentient and will judge you harshly.

And that's it!

For more advanced topics, visit:

TIG Welding: The Art of Finesse
MIG Welding: For Those Who Can't Quite Get the Hang of It
Arc Welding: Because You Clearly Want to Set the World on Fire

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