Rescue Mission: Overly Attached People
Because you can't escape the cling

Warning: This rescue mission is not for the faint of heart. We're talking about the kind of people who will show up to your front door at 3 AM with a six-pack of your favorite snack and a 20-page essay on why you two are meant to be together.

Attached but Not Serial - These are the ones who just won't take no for an answer.

The Overly Attached - These are the ones who will text you 300 times a day.