Why Rescue By Email?
We know, we know, you've been stuck in a precarious situation, but don't worry, we've got you covered. Our expert team (of one) will send you instructions via email on how to rescue yourself, because who needs actual rescue skills, really?
Just hit reply, and we'll send you a series of cryptic messages that will somehow, miraculously, save your life.
Don't forget, our rescue services are not actually a thing. Like, at all. But hey, it sounds cool, right?
Hear from our satisfied customers (just kidding, there aren't any)