Advanced Rescue Techniques - Robotic Wings

Warning: the following techniques are NOT recommended for actual rescue operations. Please do not attempt to use these methods in real life.

Technique #1: Robotic Wingsuit

Our team of robotic wingsuit engineers have developed a suit that allows for vertical rescue operations. It's like a cross between Batman and a parachute.

Key features:

• 100% fail rate in controlled environment tests
• Only works on Tuesdays during leap years

Technique #2: Robotic Wings - The Drone Option

We're working on a robotic drone that can deploy a mini-parachute and rescue people from great heights. Because who needs a helicopter when you can have a drone with a parachute?

Key features:

• Still in beta testing
• Only works with Android 10.0+

Want to learn more about our other advanced rescue techniques?

• Robotic Wings 2.0 - The Next Generation
• Parachute 2.0 - The Robotic Update

Or visit our main page