Executive Summary
In this groundbreaking study, we explored the concept of quantum fluff simulations and their potential impact on existential risk. Our findings? It's still a thing we don't really understand, but it looks like it might be a thing.
We simulated various scenarios involving quantum fluff, including:
- A universe where quantum fluff is the dominant form of matter
- A universe where quantum fluff is used as a sustainable energy source
- A universe where quantum fluff is used to create an infinite loop of dad jokes
Results were inconclusive, but we did discover a strong correlation between quantum fluff and existential dread.
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