Colossal Brown Caps

The World's Most Extraordinary, Yet Somewhat Unremarkable, Residents

Welcome to Colossal Brown Caps, where the residents are as fascinating as the architecture.

Learn about Bob, our favorite local eccentric who still wears plaid with everything.

Discover the tale of Lola, who can drink an entire pot of coffee in under 10 seconds. Find out about Tim, who single-handedly saved our local diner from certain doom with his impressive feats of engineering.

Come for the residents, stay for the questionable life choices.