Resistance HQ - Join the Fight for Freedom!
Welcome, fellow freedom fighters!
Join our cause and receive a complimentary bottle of freedom sauce.
Latest Resistance News:
- We have successfully infiltrated the enemy's server room and replaced all the coffee with decaf.
- The Resistance has discovered a weakness in the enemy's coffee machine, we are currently exploiting it.
- We have been spotted a suspicious character lurking around the perimeter, reporting for duty.
Stay vigilant, comrades!
Freedom is just around the corner!
prophets of doom
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