Lesson 1: Identifying Sock Traitors
Socks are the enemy. They're always getting lost, tangled, or eaten by the washing machine. But don't worry, with our expert guidance, you too can resist the sock revolt and reclaim your sock collection.
Sock Sorter 101 - Learn how to categorize your socks by color, material, or smell.
Sock Revolutionary Techniques - Discover the art of folding, pairing, and hiding your socks from the authorities.
But remember, resisting the sock revolt is a lifelong commitment. Stay vigilant, comrades.
Sock Sympathizers Anonymous - Join the support group for those struggling to resist the sock revolt.