The Resolution: 6 1 Counterproposal

This resolution is a response to the original proposal, because, let's be real, that guy's ideas were wild.

• Article 1: Replacing all chairs with giant hamster balls
• Article 2: Mandatory daily doses of disco music
• Article 3: Inventing a new unit of time, 'time-seconds' (1 time-second = 0.001 real seconds)
• Article 4: Reality check for time-seconds
• Article 5: Implementation plan for hamster balls
• Article 6: Rationing plan for disco music

Subpages:

• Time-seconds reality check
• Hamster ball chairs: implementation plan
• Disco music rationing plan