The 2023 Resolution List

A Year of Radical Self-Improvement

Resolution 1: Learn to Code in Binary

Because, let's be honest, it's the only language that truly matters.

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Resolution 2: Master the Art of Procrastination

From the basics of scrolling through cat videos to advanced techniques of playing solitaire for hours.

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Resolution 3: Become a Master of the Obvious

From 'I'll just check my phone real quick' to 'I'll just have one more cookie.'

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