2023 Resolution 2: Procrastination

A resolution so bold, it's almost as if I meant to do nothing.

To procrastinate more efficiently in 2023, I resolve to:

• Buy more snacks.
• Create a to-do list that's just a list of things to do while pretending to work.
• Spend at least 30 minutes daily scrolling through social media while claiming to 'research.'

Hyperlinked subpages:

• Snack Strategies
• Pretending to Work
• Social Media Forensics