The Great Beety Bible Go to Chapter 1: The Origin Story
Chapter 1: The Origin Story

In the beginning, the world was created by a giant, cosmic beech tree.

This tree, known as the Beet of the Ancients, burst forth from the very fabric of reality.

Its roots dug deep into the soil, its branches stretched across the cosmos, and its taproot became the axis around which the universe revolved.

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