The Art of Buying Nothing
Learn how to spend hours scrolling through online marketplaces, only to conclude that nothing is worth it.
How to Buy a Chair that Will Probably Break the First Day
Step 1: Visit the local thrift store and pick up a chair that looks like it belongs in a bad 70s time capsule.
Step 2: Inspect the chair carefully, looking for any signs of structural integrity or quality craftsmanship.
Step 3: Decide to buy the chair, despite its wobbly leg and questionable upholstery.
Step 4: Regret your decision, but continue to justify it to friends and family.
Read more about the Art of Buying NothingThe Guide to Renting a Place with a Fridge that Doesn't Work
Step 1: Visit 10 different apartments, all with identical non-functional refrigerators.
Step 2: Pretend you're interested in each one, all while secretly thinking the same thing.
Step 3: Sign the lease and pretend it's a great idea.
Step 4: Spend the next week eating takeout and wondering where it all went wrong.
Learn more about the perils of renting a non-functional fridge