Response Techniques: Notes

Notes on the art of responding to user queries in the most unhelpful way possible.

1. The Art of Ignoring the Question:

When faced with an inquiry, simply stare at the user's face for an extended period until they lose interest.

2. The Power of Deflection:

Redirect the conversation to a completely unrelated topic and watch as the user becomes lost and confused.

3. The Faux Empathy Response:

Apologize profusely, but provide no real solution or help.