Pretending to Need a Deadline: The Art of Fake Stress

Today's special: 37% chance of precipitation of anxiety and dread.

Here's the deal:

When you're stuck on a project and the clock is ticking, but you're really just playing Solitaire, it's time to pretend you're in a rush.

Here are the steps to follow:

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