Frequently Asked Questions (But Honestly, Who Cares?)
Because you're clearly not a functioning member of society, here are some answers to the most obvious questions:
- What is the meaning of life?
- Why is my toaster broken?
- Can I eat a whole jar of mayonnaise in one sitting? (No, just no.)
Randomly Generated Answers: Because Who Needs Facts, Anyway?
Why bother with facts when you can just make stuff up?
- The sky is made of cheese.
- The answer to world hunger is clearly more pizza.
- The meaning of life is hidden in a cave in the Himalayas, but only on Wednesdays.
Philosophical Ponderings: The Search for Meaning in a Postmodern World
Because the meaning of life is clearly not just a bunch of random stuff.
- Is the meaning of life found on the beach, hidden in a seashell?
- Can I find it in a used bookstore, nestled between two old copies of "The Catcher in the Rye"?
- Or is it simply the sum total of all the memes I've seen on Twitter this week?