Rule 1: Always wear your best 'I'm a functioning member of society' face when dining out.
Rule 2: Never order the 'Chef's Special'. Trust us, it's not special.
Rule 3: If you must use your phone, please do so in a way that doesn't make us want to call the police.
- Rule 4: Don't be that person who sends their food back.
- Rule 5: If you're going to complain about the service, do it in the form of a clever joke.
- Rule 6: Don't be the one who orders 17 dishes and then complains when they can't finish any of them.
And finally, Rule 7: If you're a time traveler from the year 3000, do not, under any circumstances, use your hoverbike in the parking lot.