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Because who needs a social life, anyway?

Apply for a credit card with 0% interest! Take out a loan with 0% interest and no paperwork! Sign up for our monthly subscription service, featuring free stuff! Fine print: 0% interest only applies if you spend at least $10,000 in the first 30 days, and you must sign up for our monthly subscription service. Void where prohibited.

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