What Happens When We Die?

It's a mystery that's been puzzling the world for centuries, and yet, here's what the experts have to say:

Theories:

• Our souls become sentient avatars in a virtual reality called "Elysium" and spend eternity playing the world's longest video game of Trivial Pursuit.
• We're reincarnated as sentient pineapples, forced to grow on a tropical island and serve as a snack food for the living.
• Our consciousness merges with a sentient piece of toast, creating a being capable of simultaneously holding 37 slices of cheese.
• Our bodies become sentient, giant, disco-dancing statues, forcing the world to watch an endless loop of "Stayin' Alive" for all eternity.

But don't just take their word for it, visit our Afterlife Experiments section for more information.