We have a wide range of plates, each one more overpriced than the last. Our customers just can't get enough!
From the classic "Bland Bistro" plate ($50), to the "I'm-a-try-to-be-artisanal-but-just-put-a-heap-of-messy-sauce-on-it" plate ($75), to the "Please-just-don't-make-me-eat-at-home" plate ($100)
Each plate comes with a side of our special "I'm-worth-it" sauce ($10 extra)