Retirement Planning | The Ultimate Guide to Doing Nothing
Warning: What you're about to read is not actually a guide. It's just a bunch of random thoughts on retirement planning, presented as if they're serious.
Investing
Don't bother. Just buy a lottery ticket every week. It's not like your money matters.
Learn more about this foolproof strategyTravel
Go on a cruise, but not too many cruises. You don't want to get seasick of it.
Read about the benefits of cruise tourism (or not)