Christmas Club 101: A Retirement Planning Masterclass
Welcome to the most exclusive retirement club in the world. Where the only thing you have to worry about is what to wear on Tuesdays.
Are you tired of living paycheck to paycheck? Do you want to retire early and often? Look no further than Christmas Club 101. Our expert team of geriatric accountants will help you plan for the golden years, and by golden years, we mean the years where you can finally wear your pajamas all day.
How to Join the Club
It's easy to join. Just follow these simple steps:
- Save 10% of every paycheck in a special Christmas Club account
- Don't spend it all on Christmas presents for your cat
- Attend our bi-weekly meetings where we'll teach you how to knit