Welcome to the Retirement Home of Broken Dreams

You've spent decades chasing, now you're here.

Where the sun always shines, but your hopes and dreams have been left in the shade.

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Our Amenities:

Free Wi-Fi (that never works)

A pool that's just a glorified bathtub

Complimentary existential dread

Our Activities:

Day-long staring contests

Comparing life choices with the neighbors

Celebrating the good old days