Retro Toppings - Where the Past Meets the Taste

Welcome to Retro Toppings, where we're reviving the most iconic toppings from the 80s, 90s, and early 2000s. Our menu features:

Cheesy Delights - Because who needs actual cheese when you can have processed, melted, and served with a side of regret?

So Bad It's Good - A medley of toppings that'll make you question every life choice you've ever made.

80s Excess - Because who needs portion control when you can have a stomachache?

Retro Surge - A sweet and tangy topping that'll make you wonder if you're having a heart attack or just a taste attack.