When I am in the loo, I do proclaim, A throne of glory, where I sit and reign.
The porcelain throne, a seat of might, A place where I, the king, take flight.
The water's gentle flow, a melody so sweet, A symphony that makes my heart skip a beat.
I am the master of this porcelain domain, A king of comfort, where I do reign.
So if you ever need me, I'll be here, For I am the one who rules with toilet fear.
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