As we speak, the very fabric of reality is unraveling at an alarming rate. Sequinocalypse is upon us, and it's a mess.
Our team of expert sequin-wearing, reality-disrupting specialists are working around the clock to repair the damage.
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Sequins per square mile: 4,321
Reality distortions reported: 1,000+
Sequin-related injuries: 500+
Preventative measures are available, but don't expect them to work