Neoclassic Nonsense: Where the Classics Meet the Crass

Welcome, dear reader, to the most ostentatious, the most absurd, the most utterly neoclassic clothing collection on the internet!

• Roman Garbage: The Original, the Best, and the Only
• Medieval Misadventures: Because Who Needs Swords and Armor, Anyway?
• Ancient Nonsense-Ware: For when you want to be an Egyptian pharaoh, but, you know, not really

Get ready to be blinded by brilliance, and confused by our Neoclassic Nonsense collection. Because, honestly, who needs function when you can have fashion?