Welcome, traveler, to the land of Returning Accoutrements. We're here to help you navigate the treacherous waters of, well, not losing your shit.
Misplacing Your Pants is a common affliction. But fear not, for we have solutions. Lost and Found Stories from our experts will guide you through the darkest of times.
Don't forget to check out our Sock Drawers for the latest in footwear organization.
And if all else fails, consult our Emergency Poop Protocol for the most extreme of situations.
May the odds be ever in your favor, traveler.
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