Welcome to the department where your complaints about our products will be thoroughly investigated and ignored.
We're sorry that your White Hole Bag did not meet your expectations. It's possible that you're just not a fan of the infinite, crushing ennui that comes with owning a product made of nothingness.
If you're feeling particularly bitter, you might enjoy our special Warranty Voidance Form, which allows you to void any remaining warranty on your product in exchange for a nominal fee.
Or, if you're feeling particularly absurd, you might enjoy our Voidance of Silence program, where we'll pretend to listen to your complaints, but actually just ignore you.