Our Refund Policy is Simple:
We'll give you all your money back, but not before we take it first.
But wait, there's more! Our refund policy also includes:
- Free Galactic Parking for life!
- A complimentary side of space-grown space-ham for every purchase!
- And our 100% guarantee that our products will not destroy your spaceship, but we can't guarantee that they won't make you want to destroy your spaceship.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Customer Testimonials page to see what others are saying about our refund policy.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can ask us a refund policy related question and we'll do our best to confuse you with more questions.