Our Return Policy: A Comedy of Errors
If you're not satisfied with your purchase, don't worry! Just return it for a full refund... of our time and money.
We're not actually giving you anything back, but we're happy to pretend to listen to your complaints.
Just kidding, you'll still get nothing. But hey, at least you'll have some funny stories to tell.
Return Policy Terms:
- Items must be returned within 24 hours of purchase, or we'll start to get suspicious.
- Refunds will be issued in the form of a virtual high-five from our CEO.
- Items must be in their original packaging, including the annoyingly loud wrapping paper that we're contractually obligated to use.
- Any returns after 3 attempts will be met with a stern letter from our lawyers.
See our Return Questions page for more information on how to waste your time asking us silly questions.