Review and Certification Procedures

For the most discerning and adventurous applicants

Our certification program is a grueling, high-stakes competition designed to push your skills to the limit. Are you up for the challenge?

Submit your application, including a 10-page essay on why you're worthy of certification
Complete a 3-hour online quiz with a time penalty for each mistake (yes, you'll be timed)
Pass a 2-day in-person skills assessment, where you'll be tested on your ability to think, type, and click with lightning speed and accuracy
Pass a background check, because we can't have you ruining our perfectly good reputation

Upon completion of the program, you'll be awarded a certificate that's sure to make you sound impressive at parties.

Don't say we didn't warn you.