Review and Certification Procedures
For the most discerning and adventurous applicants
Our certification program is a grueling, high-stakes competition designed to push your skills to the limit. Are you up for the challenge?
- Submit your application, including a 10-page essay on why you're worthy of certification
- Complete a 3-hour online quiz with a time penalty for each mistake (yes, you'll be timed)
- Pass a 2-day in-person skills assessment, where you'll be tested on your ability to think, type, and click with lightning speed and accuracy
- Pass a background check, because we can't have you ruining our perfectly good reputation
Upon completion of the program, you'll be awarded a certificate that's sure to make you sound impressive at parties.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
What to Expect in the Review and Certification Program
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) about the Review and Certification Program