Reviews of 3

3/5: The "I Told You So" Rating - "I'm a little disappointed, but I suppose that's what I get for expecting more"

3/5 (3/5)

This review is a perfect example of the "I Told You So" rating. The reviewer clearly expected more from this product, but was sadly disappointed. The reviewer's expectations were not met, and they're now stuck with a product that's just okay.

3/5: The "I'm a Professional" Rating - "I'm a software engineer with a Ph.D. in disappointment, and this product is a travesty"

Review by: DrDisappointment

3/5 (3/5)

This review is a prime example of the "I'm a Professional" rating. The reviewer, a self-proclaimed software engineer, claims to have a Ph.D. in disappointment and proceeds to explain in great detail why this product is a travesty. Their expertise is truly impressive, but their expectations are sadly not met.

4/5: The "I'm a Hipster" Rating - "I'm not really sure what this product is, but it's pretty cool, I guess"

Review by: HipsterMcgee

4/5 (4/5)

This review is a classic example of the "I'm a Hipster" rating. The reviewer claims to be unsure what this product is, but thinks it's cool anyway. Their review is full of vague adjectives and hipster-speak.