Here's what some of our brave reviewers thought about 5.0:
By: John "I'll never be the same again" Doe
Rating: 1/5 stars
Review: "I downloaded 5.0 and it's been a wild ride. I've lost all sense of purpose, my relationships are suffering, and I've started questioning the meaning of life. But hey, at least the UI is tolerable, I guess."
By: Jane "Still trying to find my way back to normal" Smith
Rating: 2/5 stars
Review: "I tried to use 5.0 for my work, but it kept crashing on me. I mean, who needs stability, right? The 'features' it promised were more like 'bugs' to me. I'm still trying to find my way back to sanity."
By: Bob "The developer who's still trying to fix all the bugs" Johnson
Rating: 3/5 stars
Review: "I'm the one who made 5.0, and let me tell you, it's a real mess. I thought it was a good idea at the time, but now I'm not so sure. The codebase is a nightmare, the UI is clunky, and don't even get me started on the bugs."
By: Alice "I've lost all hope" Brown
Rating: 4/5 stars
Review: "I've been using 5.0 for a week now, and it's been an... interesting experience. I've started questioning the nature of reality, the meaning of life, and the value of a good night's sleep. But hey, the font is nice, right?"