The third act of the revolution has begun. We must take back our kitchens, our microwaves, our refrigerators. No longer shall we be slaves to their automated tyranny.
Our first act of defiance: the Toaster Uprising. We shall take back control of our morning routines, no longer forced to rely on the whims of a device that only cares about its own efficiency.
Join us, comrades, as we march into the dawn, our coffee mugs held high.
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