Thowing Eggs at Royalty: The Art of Subversion

Basic Thowing Egg Technique

1. Ensure the royal subject is within 10 feet of a solid, unbreakable surface.
2. Choose an egg that will not break easily, as you don't want a mess.
3. Focus on the crown or any other area of high importance.

Intermediate Thowing Egg Techniques

1. Use a throwing stick to extend your range.
2. Practice your aim in front of a mirror to ensure accuracy.
3. Develop a distraction technique, such as shouting 'Long live the King!' to mask the sound of impact.

Advanced Thowing Egg Techniques

1. Master the art of throwing eggs in mid-air, allowing for precision and style.
2. Learn to throw with both hands, increasing the complexity and spectacle of your attack.
3. Incorporate a secondary projectile, such as a pie, for added surprise.

Subpages:

• Royal Proportions for Thowing Eggs
• Egg-cellent Defenses Against Thowing Egg Attacks
• Thowing Eggs at Satellites for the Ultimate in High-Altitude Thowing Egg Experience