Revolutionary Affairs

This is the official website of the Revolutionary Affairs Bureau, where we plot the downfall of our oppressors and the rise of our glorious revolution. Our motto? "Burn it all down, then build it up better."

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Our Goals

Overthrow the existing order and establish a more efficient system of government.
Raise awareness about the importance of free bread and cheese in the face of oppression.
Develop a comprehensive guide to effective rioting, including best practices for looting and property destruction.
Host a series of underground meetings to plan our next move.

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