Sun-Dried Tomato Bread Bombers

Welcome to the most epic bread-bombing recipe ever created. These sun-dried tomato bread bombs are a game-changer for any revolution.

Ingredients:

• 4 cups of bread dough (preferably made from the tears of our oppressors)
• 1 cup of sun-dried tomatoes (harvested under the light of a full moon)
• 1 tsp of olive oil (infused with the essence of freedom)
• 1 tsp of salt (mined from the depths of the earth)

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Or don't. It's a revolution, who cares?
2. Knead that bread dough like you're trying to knead the system.
3. Add the sun-dried tomatoes and sprinkle with salt. You can't have too much of a good thing, right?
4. Bake for 20-25 minutes, or until the bread bombs are golden brown.