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Bread Revolution HQ
Bread Revolution HQ
Welcome to the headquarters of the Bread Revolution, where the art of carb-based insurrection is taken very seriously.
Our mission is to overthrow the tyrannical regime of boring, bland bread. To this end, we have developed a variety of subversive bread-based tactics:
- Bread Bombs - Our patented bread-bomb technology uses the power of yeast to create explosive, crusty projectiles.
- Artisanal Artisanalism - We reject the mechanized drudgery of industrial bread-making and instead emphasize the importance of manual labor, artisanal techniques, and artisanal mustaches.
- Bread Anarchy - In a world where bread is controlled by the man, we say, "No more! Let us rise to the occasion and take control of our own crumby destiny."