Revolutionary Pledges

Welcome to the most underwhelming, yet strangely fulfilling experience in the realm of revolution! Here, you can pledge your allegiance to the most unlikely of causes, because, why not?

Our revolutionary pledges are not for the faint of heart, nor for those who value their sanity. No, no, no. This is for those who crave the thrill of possibly, sort of, kind of making a difference.

So, what kind of revolutionary pledge will you make today? Will you pledge to: