Subplot Rewrites

Because the original plot was too boring, we've rewritten the subplots for your enjoyment. Here's the list:

Visit any of these subplots for more excitement and thrills!

This is the main page for Subplot Rewrites, a site where we've taken the original, boring plot and rewritten it into something more exciting and absurd. The subplots are: * Asteroid Field of Dreams: A young hero must navigate a field of asteroids to reach his destiny. * Dastardly's Dastardly Revenge: A villain must outwit a group of heroes and take over the galaxy. * The Secret Life of a Galactic Janitor: A janitor must balance his mundane work with his desire for adventure and romance. * Zorgon's Quest for More Coffee: A being from a far-off planet must find the perfect cup of coffee to fuel his intergalactic travels. Each subplot is a unique and hilarious take on the original plot, full of unexpected twists and turns. Visit any of these subplots for more excitement and thrills! Note: The subplots are just placeholders, but you can replace them with actual content or more subplots. The key is to have fun with it!