Welcome to Phase 3 of the RG-11 Experiment, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions. We're pushing the boundaries of reality, and we're not sorry.
You've made it past Phase 2, congratulations! Now it's time to face the ultimate challenge: the Infinite Loop of Regret.
Proceed with caution (and a strong stomach) into Phase 4, where the fabric of space-time is mere tinfoil.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Phase 3-Bonus, where the laws of gravity are merely a distant memory.
But be warned: once you enter Phase 4, there's no turning back. The tinfoil vortex will consume you, and you'll never be seen again.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Hyperlinks are not actually links. They're actually temporal anchors that bind you to our reality.