Welcome to Rhombus Utopia, where the streets are paved with good intentions and the skies are painted with bad ideas. Come for the architecture, stay for the existential dread.
This tour will take you through the most notable landmarks, including the infamous "Circle-Cutting Scenic Boulevard" and the "Painfully Perpendicular Parking Lot of Despair". Don't miss the "Eccentricity Emporium", where local artists sell their most outlandish works.
Next Stop: Landmarks of Unhappiness