Why the Rollercoaster Stopped Working
It was supposed to be the thrill of the season, but now it just sits idle and forlorn, like a metal giant with a bad case of the Mondays.
According to eyewitnesses, it was the combination of a faulty toaster in the break room and a rogue squirrel that caused the great coaster malfunction.
The coaster, named "Lizzy" by the park employees, was a favorite among thrill-seekers, but now it just collects dust and cobwebs in the corner of the park.
Some say it's a sign of the times, that the world has moved on from the joys of rollercoaster riding. Others claim it's just a case of a poorly maintained piece of machinery.