Learn how to jump, fall, and pretend it was a good idea.
In this lesson, we'll cover the basics: how to tie a decent knot, how to pretend you're not terrified, and how to blame the instructor when you inevitably crash land.
We'll teach you how to jump from various heights, including but not limited to: bridges, buildings, and your neighbor's mailbox. Just remember, it's all about style and finesse.
Aftershocks are normal. Denial is also normal. So is therapy. We'll cover how to deal with the emotional baggage that comes with nearly dying.