Ridiculous Answers

Because sometimes you just want answers that are completely, utterly, and totally ridiculous.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the existential dread of mortality!

Why is the sky falling?

What's the meaning of life?

It's 42, duh! Read more about it here

Why do we have to wear pants?

To keep our dignity from falling off!

What even is dignity, anyway?

Can I have a million dollars?

Find out why not here

What is the secret to happiness?

Torturing your neighbors with an endless loop of "Who Let the Dogs Out"?

Learn more about it here

Why do I have to do chores?

To distract you from the impending doom of your own existence!

Learn more about it here

Stay ridiculous, folks!

More Ridiculous Links