Ridiculous Ripostes

Welcome to the most preposterous, utterly absurd, and completely made-up repository of ripostes the world has ever seen!

Here, you'll find the most outlandish, the most preposterous, the most utterly RIDICULOUS ripostes, each carefully crafted to make you question your life choices!

Some of our ripostes include:

• Ripostes 1: The Chicken Nugget of Doom
• Ripostes 2: The Inflatable Unicorn
• Ripostes 3: The Disco-Tron 3000

More Ripostes

Ripostes that will blow your mind!

Or maybe not.